Анекдоти, дуже різні, іноді непогані

[noto]

Ремонт квартиры в стиле "хай тек" плавно перешел в стиль "хай так" и закончился стилем "хрен с ним".

[granik]

заметка в нью йорк таймс про януковича:

A few days ago, President of Ukraine Victor Yanucovich was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Victor Yanucovich, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how are you'.
Then Mr. Obama would say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Victor met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who are you?' (Instead of 'How are you?'.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Victor Yanucovich replied 'me too, ha-ha....’

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room

[VLADICHEK]

[Pasha_V]

(28-05-2012 10:54)granik :  заметка в нью йорк таймс про януковича:

A few days ago...

[Alexus83]

(28-05-2012 11:00)VLADICHEK :  

+100500

[Gerzik]

(28-05-2012 10:54)granik :  заметка в нью йорк таймс про януковича:




Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Victor Yanucovich replied 'me too, ha-ha....’

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room

[manjik]

В автобусе мужчина достает из сумки огромное яблоко. Напротив мальчик 5-ти лет: "Мама, мама, посмотри какое у дяди ЯБЛИЩЕЕЕ!!!"

[Pollux]

(28-05-2012 11:23)gerzik :  

(28-05-2012 10:54)granik :  заметка в нью йорк таймс про януковича:




Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Victor Yanucovich replied 'me too, ha-ha....’

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room

[vo]

(28-05-2012 10:54)granik :  заметка в нью йорк таймс про януковича:

A few days ago, President of Ukraine Victor Yanucovich was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Victor Yanucovich, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how are you'.
Then Mr. Obama would say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Victor met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who are you?' (Instead of 'How are you?'.)



Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Victor Yanucovich replied 'me too, ha-ha....’

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room

ну это уже переделали. изначально там был японский товарищ. при чем, в инете писали, что это был реальный случай
http://vk.com/wall-11264469_32351

[Владислав]

(28-05-2012 15:28)Pollux :  

(28-05-2012 11:23)gerzik :  

(28-05-2012 10:54)granik :  заметка в нью йорк таймс про януковича:




Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Victor Yanucovich replied 'me too, ha-ha....’

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room

Знал бы пиндосский - поржал бы с вами , а так надеюсь на ваше чювство юмора.